NOT The MotoGP News

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack….. ……And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?” Probably on an arse-achingly long flight to be honest. The Thailand [...]

“……… And the skies always had little fluffy clouds in them and, er. They were long and clear…..” Oh sweet Silverstone, you big brown, hot, hard, dusty dump, how we love you in many many strange [...]

‘Ring of Fire (and yes, no one else thought of that for headline – Ed), You Took My Breath Away Top Gun Germany. And us in a bunker because that’s where the Ed thinks we’d be less likely to cause [...]

“Itchi gitchi ya ya da da Itchi gitchi ya ya here Mocha-choca-lata ya ya…….”* Le Mans is a weird MotoGP track; It lives in the shadow of it’s more famous brother, the 24 Heures du Man, and [...]

“The sun’ll come out Nothing good ever comes easy I know times are rough But winners don’t quit”* Port-U-Gal sounds like one of those 1960s America products. One of those fuel [...]

There’s nothing on the TV, nothing on the radio That means that much to me* Ah yes, la la la America! This means an incredibly jingoistic ceremony before the race where three MiG 24s flew [...]

Flying Down to Rio… (Or Buenos Aires for that matter) Or not.  Without a shadow of a doubt Termas de Río Hondo has a) nothing to do with Honda and b) is a brilliant if a little bumpy [...]

Ah Lemsip! The relief for cold symptoms…… Which if you were in Indonesia, you might well need. Naming a circuit after a cure for colds was surely either normative determinism or downright [...]

Well, well, well; like a Frank Sinatra career, it just keeps on coming back. Qatar we mean, not MotoGP. We’re happy MotoGP is back. We’re not so sure about Qatar turning back up on the calendar. [...]

“Hey you! Get off of my cloud – don’t hang around ‘cos two’s a crowd.” Luckily Gareth the editor has allowed us to keep this pretence up for another round, so here we are again. Like an RCV213 [...]