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Frankie says… Relax. In Argentina no one can hear you scream because the sound of the rain drowns out everything. But just like Portugal, the track is fecking marvellous. Yet another Jarno [...]

Seconds out, round two…. errrrr one, but day 2! So here we were/are, back on a full-phat race.  24 laps at one of the best circuits in the world.  At last it’s a chance to get to grips with the [...]

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack….. ……And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?” Probably on an arse-achingly long flight to be honest. The Thailand [...]

“……… And the skies always had little fluffy clouds in them and, er. They were long and clear…..” Oh sweet Silverstone, you big brown, hot, hard, dusty dump, how we love you in many many strange [...]

‘Ring of Fire (and yes, no one else thought of that for headline – Ed), You Took My Breath Away Top Gun Germany. And us in a bunker because that’s where the Ed thinks we’d be less likely to cause [...]

“Itchi gitchi ya ya da da Itchi gitchi ya ya here Mocha-choca-lata ya ya…….”* Le Mans is a weird MotoGP track; It lives in the shadow of it’s more famous brother, the 24 Heures du Man, and [...]

“The sun’ll come out Nothing good ever comes easy I know times are rough But winners don’t quit”* Port-U-Gal sounds like one of those 1960s America products. One of those fuel [...]

There’s nothing on the TV, nothing on the radio That means that much to me* Ah yes, la la la America! This means an incredibly jingoistic ceremony before the race where three MiG 24s flew [...]

Ah Lemsip! The relief for cold symptoms…… Which if you were in Indonesia, you might well need. Naming a circuit after a cure for colds was surely either normative determinism or downright [...]

A special “Home GP” edition of NOT the MotoGP News, courtesy of Guy – who you can/should follow on Twitter by clicking here. Well, the editor has finally released us from the [...]